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Cheesy Joke

11/30 - A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender said I can't serve you. The mushroom said why not I am a fungi!

Look below for a list of previous winning jokes!

Click on the map for directions to any of the 3 conveniently located locations.

286 Conklin Ave, Binghamton
(607) 722-3691

2301 North Street, Endwell
(607) 754-5411

217 Harry L Dr, Johnson City
(607) 798-0439

Printable Menu for the Binghamton and Endwell locations: (download complete menu here)

Large Pizza 7.99 (toppings extra)	$7.99
Medium Pizza 6.49 (toppings extra)	$6.49
Any small sub, w/ small soda and fries (Binghamton & Endwell Only)	$5.99

Cater your next event with Nando's. Call any of our 3 locations listed above for more information.

Take a peek at some of the great contests and prizes our winners have walked with in our contest archives.

10/5 - What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground Beef!

10/12 - What kind of cheese is not yours?

A. Nacho cheese.

10/26 - What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't Tuna fish.

11/2 - Why do barbers make good drivers?

A. Because they know all the shortcuts.

11/9 - Why did the mouse go to the party?

A. Because he heard they were playing parcheesi.

11/16 - What does an aardvark like on its pizza?

A. Ant-chovies.

11/23 - Why was the turkey arrested?

A. The police suspected it of FOWL Play.